my dad and billy both bet me $100 that i couldn’t lose 40lbs by June.. Does anyone know how fucking hot I’m gonna be? this is one of my more conceited entries.. but damn..if i pull this off…i’m gonna wanna fuck me!!!! YES! man..and I’m gonna strut my shit down that boardwalk like i’m the only person there and Doug is gonna be standin there with his jaw on the ground wishin that he would have been a man instead of a fucking ASSHOLE! OOOOOH MAN!! PLEASE ROOT FOR ME!! HELP ME!! GIVE ME IDEAS!! 5 comments|post
